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unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

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fire-island-tryst:

How guys take dick pics

where is the lie?

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lubricatings:

if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight

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hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

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laoscuraluna:

source:John Poppleton,via:hellraisingstclair

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)…..A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

I lost two followers for this omg

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rock-me-sexy-jesus:

I would end someone’s life if they did this to me.

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akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

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wetrilo:

well, i am groot

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I hope that people out there now can associate being transgender with being accomplished, being successful and achieving your dreams

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